Crazy Horse Industries & Betty Boop

>   I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when

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>   she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of

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>   her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her,

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>   'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

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>   She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

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>   Her parents beamed.

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>   'Wow....what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait

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>   until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and

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>   mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll

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>   take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out,

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>   and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'

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>   She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight

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>   in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do

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>   the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

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>   I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

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>   Her parents still aren't speaking to me