Crazy Horse Industries & Betty Boop

Once there was a little boy who lived in the country.
 

They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot 

in the summer,cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was

 

sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would

push that outhouse into the creek. One day after a spring rain, the creek 

was
 

 swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse 

into the creek.  
 

 So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled  

into the creek and floated away. That night his dad told him they were going 

to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little 

boy asked why. The dad replied, "someone pushed the outhouse into 

the creek today. It was you, wasn't it, son?" The boy answered yes. 

Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that 

George Washington

 chopped
 

 down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble  

because he told the truth."



The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in that 

cherry tree."