Crazy Horse Industries & Betty Boop

SOCIALISM: You have two cows and give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows; the government takes both and gives you the milk.

FACISM: You have two cows; the government takes both and sells you the milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM: You have two cows, the government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows: you sell one and buy a bull.